1. Haitian animal hide drums are not allowed to be brought into the United States thanks to a risk of cutaneous anthrax.
2. I take pride in not knowing the name of one american idol contestant.
3. The Canadian geese that hang out around the Meadowbrook office park are pretty snobby.
4. Brusters says it’s opening soon – after being closed for winter. It was 80 degrees today.
5. I feel bad for the trees. “Do we bloom now? Ok bloom! No WAIT! Freezing.”