1. They’ve been working on I-20 through Aniston since before I went to Samford. They must be getting paid hourly.
2. The new phone book was thrown in my driveway a few weeks ago. Could there be a greater symbol of irrelevance?
3. The speed limit on highway 119 is 55mph.
4. I’m looking for a good ice cream place for these high-80 degree days, but Brusters is closed for the winter.
5. Kidney stones…