1. I have the shaving accuracy of a pre-pubesent 13 year old.
2. Remember Myspace?
3. Man – i really thought that the political discussions on Facebook would be over by now. #nonotreally
4. I haven’t seen one minute of an episode of Honey Boo Boo – but can you imagine what that child will be like in 12-14 years?
5. All my neighbors leaves work extra hard to find their way into my yard.