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This is a worthless post, but I'm from Iowa, and it made me laugh out loud.60 above zero:Arizonians turn on the heat.People in Iowa plant gardens.50 above zero:Californians shiver uncontrollably.People in Cedar Rapids sunbathe.40 above zero:Italian & English cars won't start.People in Iowa drive with the windows down.32 above zero:Distilled water freezes.The water in Des Moines gets thicker.20 above zero:Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.People in Iowa throw on a flannel shirt.15 above zero:New York landlords finally turn up the heat.People in Iowa have the last cookout before it gets cold.0People in Miami all die.Iowans close the windows.10…